One Does Not Simply – LOTR Tote
£20.00
Returns & Refund Policy
We only accept returns for items that arrive damaged or faulty. If your order is affected, please contact us within 3 days of receiving the item with photos of the damage. Once confirmed, we’ll provide instructions for returning the product and issuing a refund or replacement. Please note that we don’t offer refunds for any other reason. If an item is returned due to non-collection or an incorrect postage address was provided by the buyer, the buyer will be responsible for return shipping costs plus a £1.50 handling charge.
Shipping Info
Tote bags are sent in weather-proof postal mailing bags. They are manufactured from responsible, sustainable sources to comply with FSC certification. The paper is both compostable and degradable, and paper mailers can be easily recycled, making this an extremely eco-friendly option.
International Buyers
Please note that any customs duties, taxes, or import fees are the responsibility of the buyer. These charges vary by country, so we recommend checking with your local customs office for details. Craforb will not be held responsible for any additional charges.
This LOTR tote is your perfect companion on any quest. Featuring the clever quote, “One does not simply shop without coffee”, it’s ideal for fans who love a little Middle-earth humour while tackling their errands.
Crafted from organic cotton, this Hobbiton market bag is durable enough to carry all your treasures, from groceries in the Shire to your next adventure. A must-have for any Tolkien enthusiast, this Middle-earth-inspired shopper is both fun and practical, making it a fantastic geeky gift.
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